minimalist-dong/faq/content/2001040700

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Why "Minimalist Dong"?
Something ##nikolai#http://www.very.net/~nikolai## wrote ...
Shitsu-Tonka. We of maked MINIMALIST DONG, maked a lot of, more than of
digital watch that buy of American magazine TIME to give away to lucky
reader.
MINIMALIST DONG is wary, always, even in raining.
MINIMALIST DONG make stong men weep, make weepy men stong, but what she do
to stong weepy women we can not say about. Just to say weepy no more, but
knuckles closer to ground! Always tell correct time!
MINIMALIST DONG soft on inside, stong and not crack on outside, inside
too. Press button on end and can hear TRUCK DRIVER DIVORCE loud and soft
too. and soon many more soon to choose from, ZOOT ALLURES soon. MONTANA,
soon. BABY SNAKES too, soon, but not copyrighted yet, here.
MINIMALIST DONG batteries INCLUDED!
MINIMALIST DONG smoke but not inhale.
MINIMALIST DONG not banned by Geneva Convention.
MINIMALIST DONG. You will be assimilated. Resistance is irrelevant.